White Face Paint Reviews

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I have to say I had my doubts, I mean look how happy that guy is on the packaging surely a simple face paint couldn't bring that much joy?

Within minutes of whiting up I was laughing like a lunatic it's that good.

I've now purchased some of the other colours too and they're just as good. A word of warning though people seem to get really mad when you go out with the brown one on.

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I ordered this product last Tuesday, and after it was delivered to me by the usual delivery falcons, I immediately began applying it to my face and neck. However, something was wrong. No matter how much I applied, or no matter where I applied it, I just wasn't as happy as the gentleman on the box. I bought several more packages of it, just in case I'd received a defective batch, but alas, I couldn't recreate the male model's sheer sense of happiness and general well being. Then I began to think "What if it's not a problem with the product? What if it's a problem with ME?!"

I realized that it was indeed my own problems that prevented me from achieving inner peace and true joy, so I began selling all my possessions. In fact, the only thing I didn't sell was the face paint, because I keep the packaging so I can look at that man's face every day and swear that one day, I will be as content with life as he is.

But I must cut this review short, as the manager of this internet cafe doesn't take kindly to people sitting naked in their seats and attempting to pay with positive thoughts. I'll just wrap up with this: Thank you, AMSCAN. Thank you. When I bought your product, I didn't just receive one ounce of white face paint. I received one ounce of truth.

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My kids didn't want to clean and I needed a quick solution. I bought this face paint and applied it exactly as in the example photo on the package. Then I grabbed a pitchfork and dashed into my kids' rooms yelling "CLEAN THE HOUSE CLEAN THE HOUSE CLEAN THE @#$^ HOUSE!!!"

It worked.

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My mime class went ape-crazy over this stuff. Comments ranged from "_________!" to "__________!!!". You've never seen people so excited.

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I spend a lot of time watching people. I generally like to have my presence unknown. For instance, I was watching this girl, and she saw me! That was bad. The next time, I wore white pants, a white shirt, with white shoes and a white hat. She was still able to see me! So, I decided to add face painting to my repertoire, to see if there was any difference. Now with my face completely whited out, she doesn't see me standing in the hallway! Thanks AMSCAN!